Sorry adding onto this, but I remember a couple years back you made a quick post about "how to do numbers on AO3" that was like, write popular characters, make it spicy, and have at least one guy involved and you were absolutely onto something bc my damn Mettaton/Tenna fic has existed for a week and is rocketing into the all-time top five numbers for multiple AO3 stats. I've genuinely never seen anything like it in my 10 years of being on this bullshit. Anyhow, what I'm trying to say is I hope your toxic old man yaoi also does numbers bc damn that really is the formula, isn't it