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Apr. 24th, 2015 10:19 am(1) Wear a suit.
(2) Don't use makeup or moisturizer. You need to look like you spent the night at a bar.
(3) But your hair needs to be perfect.
(4) Don't ask questions.
(5) Don't apologize.
(6) Don't make small talk.
(7) State what you want in short sentences.
(8) Provide an acceptable timeframe, such as "now."
(9) Angry eyes.
(10) BOOM and you're done.
(2) Don't use makeup or moisturizer. You need to look like you spent the night at a bar.
(3) But your hair needs to be perfect.
(4) Don't ask questions.
(5) Don't apologize.
(6) Don't make small talk.
(7) State what you want in short sentences.
(8) Provide an acceptable timeframe, such as "now."
(9) Angry eyes.
(10) BOOM and you're done.
