Rynling R&D

June 20 is the release date
https://www.reddit.com/r/Silksong/comments/1krd9ct/june_20_is_the_release_date/

I'm 99% sure it's not, but I want to believe.

So should I buy a Switch, orrr
https://bsky.app/profile/adamtots.bsky.social/post/3lq3uk2yttk2q

This is the only discourse that matters btw.

Emudeck: Emulation Made Easy on steamOS
https://www.emudeck.com/

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For someone who enjoys the convenience of a Nintendo handheld system, a Steam Deck running Emudeck is a godsend. Best of all, you don't have to join a Discord server to figure any of this out; even a monkey (like me) can do it.

Thank you Ganondorf <3 (via the Nintendo app)

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I’ve been trying to watch more movies recently. I’m starting off easy.

The Sixth Sense

I remember this movie’s portrayal of Philadelphia making me never want to have anything to do with the city. Now that I live here, I realize that Shyamalan only shot in the super nice neighborhoods, generally around Old City. Which is fair. The interiors of those old townhouses really do have a lot of creepy elements, but the outdoor cityscape is lovely. Also, I now realize that what Shyamalan was aiming for was an ethnographic study of Philadelphia Irish Catholics, and his observations are immaculate. Even knowing the Bruce Willis twist, I really enjoyed this movie. It was originally released in 1999 but holds up remarkably well.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

I put off watching this movie because I read a handful of very smart essays decrying it as soulless. Having now watched it myself, I understand where the essayists were coming from, but I don’t agree. This is a very commercial movie, and it’s obviously for young children, but I thought it was a lot of fun. It’s meant to be big and bright and flashy, and I enjoyed the spectacle. There was a lot of discourse around Chris Pratt voicing Mario, but he does an okay job actually! Meanwhile, every scene with Jack Black is a gift and a blessing. I was afraid that it was going to be a chore to watch this movie, but I had a great time. There’s also a scene between Bowser and Luigi that was… a special treat for the sickos in the audience, let’s say.

My initial impression of Echoes of Wisdom is that it's extremely cumbersome. It's lovely in its own way, but I'm not sure I'm having a good time playing it.

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My frustration regarding the gameplay of Echoes of Wisdom mirrors my frustration with Tears of the Kingdom. Namely, I don't appreciate how the elements of gameplay that could be interesting and special (such as Zelda being able to summon objects) are deliberately transformed into annoyances by quality-of-life issues (such as endless menus). Honestly, the gameplay is so troublesome that it's difficult to understand how Echoes of Wisdom is meant to be fun for its ostensible target audience of younger children.

And you can't even pet the dogs smh.

During yesterday’s Nintendo Direct, Eiji Aonuma introduced an upcoming Legend of Zelda title, Echoes of Wisdom. In this game, you play as Princess Zelda, and your job is to rescue Link using a magic staff called the Tri Rod, which can summon various objects onto the game map. This ability allows Zelda to solve navigation puzzles by means of Animal Crossing style furniture placement. Zelda can also fight enemies by tossing these objects at them, and then she can summon defeated enemies to fight alongside her.

For reference, this is a normal reaction: Echoes of Wisdom looks like a sweet little game that might be fun to play.

This is my personal reaction: I’m a big fan of 2D Zelda games, and I loved the Link’s Awakening remake for Nintendo Switch. The dungeon-building minigame in Link’s Awakening was flawed, but it had potential. I’m very excited to see this potential realized in its own dedicated game, and I think it’s marvelous that Zelda gets to be the hero of this game. Given that the Switch is nearing the end of its lifecycle, Echoes of Wisdom seems like an interesting experiment with the series formula that might lead to even more intriguing experiments in the next mainline 3D game.

This is my after-dark reaction: So Zelda fights Ganon herself, you say. So Zelda can apparate an infinite number of beds, you say. I wonder how many beds Zelda has to go through before Ganon is defeated, if you catch my meaning.

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TLDR: I would also like monster friends and a wizard staff that magically assembles Ikea furniture.

Before I write Super Mario porn, I'm going to write Super Mario fluff.

Here's the premise:

Having breezed through the platforming levels by using the hat badge that allows you to glide, Luigi arrives at the final castle early only to find that it’s not set up yet. Bowser invites him to talk, and Luigi confesses that he's disappointed that his green hat has become synonymous with easy mode. Bowser puts this into perspective, saying that he wants as many people as possible to see the work he's done. Then he makes a confession of his own, saying that he created the green hat badge because he wanted to spend more time with Luigi. I've got some good dad jokes lined up for this one.

I'm really enjoying the game, by the way. It's pure joy.

After writing a review of the book Monster Kids, I got super nostalgic for Pokémon, so I brushed off my copy of the 2018 game Pokémon: Let's Go, Eevee. Along with Let's Go, Pikachu, this is a remake of the original Pokémon Red and Green with beautiful Nintendo Switch graphics in which you make use of a simple mechanic based on Pokémon Go to capture monsters.

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The Pokémon: Let's Go! games are simple and elegant, and I guess you could say that they're perfect for Pokémon fans who have outgrown the more tedious elements of the series gameplay. And honestly? In terms of graphics, this set of games looks way better than Pokémon Scarlet and Violet.

Have I Made The Most Of The Switch's Portability Based On Nintendo Commercials?
https://www.gameinformer.com/2021/07/09/have-i-made-the-most-of-the-switchs-portability-based-on-nintendo-commercials

But then I started wondering: after owning a Switch since 2017, playing undocked at least half the time, and traveling with it quite a bit over the years, how many of these exact scenarios have actually occurred? Am I truly getting the most out of the Switch's most appealing feature? To find out, I combed through several Switch commercials to get a tally of whether or not I've done the things that Nintendo clearly expects the average Switch owner to do on a regular basis.

I have definitely gotten weird looks while being a grown-ass human playing a Nintendo Switch on a plane, but I regret nothing. What else am I supposed to do, watch movies? Sleep? On a plane? Not happening.

But Kathryn, you may be asking. If Tears of the Kingdom annoys you so much, why do you keep playing it?

The answer is that the vehicles you can build in this game are a true joy. My main hobby is making a fan-powered boat and leisurely sailing between the islands in the eastern ocean. I also enjoy making a little airplane and flying through the western mountains. When I finally get around to clearing the sandstorm, I'm looking forward to building an ATV and cruising across the desert.

And I mean listen. If you want. You can also build a tank covered in missiles and flamethrowers.

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