rynling: (Terra)
This is what’s been making me happy this month:

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I want to have a “someone was nice to me” category, but this is difficult to quantify. I guess it’s fair to say that I’m grateful to all the people who still leave comments on AO3 and Dreamwidth. I’ve become extremely shy and somewhat isolated in real life, and it really does mean the world to me that people take the time to reach out.
rynling: (Cool Story Bro)
I broke my stupid foot and spent the past week in bed. Playing Bloodborne again would have fixed me; but, since the game is a PlayStation exclusive that’s not available on Steam Deck, I settled for the next best thing and watched a few movies that promised a similar vibe.

It Follows (2014) is a horror movie about an eldritch creature that stalks teenagers in a suburb of Detroit. The conceit is that the creature can look like different people, and its target can only notice it at the edges of their attention.

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Dark City (1998) was released a year before The Matrix, and it’s very close to the same story.

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The Head Hunter (2018) is an hour-long art film that I discovered by reading a Reddit thread about “movies like Dark Souls.”

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The Ninth Gate (1999) is a supernatural mystery in which Johnny Depp pieces together a demonic ritual for a wealthy client by tracking down and comparing the last surviving editions of a forbidden book.

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rynling: (Mog Toast)
Somehow I’ve managed to accomplish all of my nonfiction writing goals for spring. I still have a month left in the season before I move on to my big summer projects, which means that I have time to write two bonus essays. Here’s what I’d like to do:

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Portrait of God
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BI9fKfX5V68

A religious girl prepares a presentation about a painting titled "Portrait of God." What she sees challenges her beliefs.

I'm amazed by the sense of dread this short horror film manages to inspire in just under seven minutes. To quote from one of the comments: "One of the best tactics in horror movies is when the monster is barely visible, just visible enough to tell you it exists and it's closer than you think."
rynling: (Cool Story Bro)
Memoir of a Snail
No hate here. This movie is fantastic. I don't even know how to describe it, save to say that it's what Wes Anderson would be like if he weren't so busy sucking his own dick. Highly recommended (and definitely not for children).

Now for some salt on Nosferatu, Wild Robot, and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves.

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Despite me using this post to be a hater, I want to say that my actual opinion is that it would make me very happy to see more mediocre fantasy movies in the world.
rynling: (Ganondorf)
So I got invited to present at a conference in Slovenia this coming summer. Which of course made me think about Nosferatu and its Eastern European Instagram Filter™ lighting, which I unironically loved. Then I thought about how Robert Eggers used the same style of lighting to portray New England in The Witch. And then I remembered how much I wanted to pet the evil goat in that movie, Black Phillip. The actual goat, who is named Charlie, was apparently so ungovernable that it gored Ralph Ineson in the ribs (source), if only we could all be so honored. And then I got curious about who played Black Phillip's human form, which is strongly implied to be Satan himself.

It turns out that the person Eggers cast to portray Satan is a Canadian actor named Daniel Malik, and

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Like seriously, this fucking guy

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I've read a lot of commentary on The Witch, and no one ever mentioned this. Which I think is a glaring omission in the critical discourse. Because goddamn.
rynling: (Cool Story Bro)
Nicholas Hoult Almost Got Attacked by Wolves While Filming Nosferatu
https://people.com/nicholas-hoult-almost-attacked-by-wolves-nosferatu-8765941

Hoult added that in one shot, he just barely made it out the window as the wolves were let loose after him. That take was unusable, he said, because director Robert Eggers told him he made a silly face. Hoult reviewed the footage himself and agreed it was too funny for the final cut but confirmed to the director that that was real fear.

In addition to Count Orlok having two big and beautiful boys (played by two lovely Bohemian shepherds), Willem Dafoe's character is an adorable cat dad. I don't suppose it's a spoiler for a remake of a 1922 horror movie to say that almost everyone dies, but please rest assured that nothing bad happens to Willem Dafoe or his cats.

Anyway, ( here ) is a link to the interview if you want to hear Nicholas Hoult call himself "a tasty little snack."

Nosferatu

Dec. 26th, 2024 11:56 am
rynling: (Mog Toast)
I really enjoyed Nosferatu. This is as it should be, seeing as how the movie was created for me specifically. I'd have to watch it again to be sure, but I'm fairly certain that some of the dialogue and a few of the mis-en-scene frames were directly lifted from Bloodborne. Honestly, Nosferatu is Bloodborne if Bloodborne were overtly horny.

You may be shaking your head and thinking that not every Gothic story set in Germany is Bloodborne. Maybe, you might suggest, Bloodborne was in fact inspired by the original 1922 Nosferatu movie. This is incorrect. Not a lot of people know this, but many European Gothic Revival artists and architects cite Hidetaka Miyazaki as a direct source of inspiration. (source)

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Fungi: Web of Life
https://www.fungimovie.com/

So apparently back in 2023 Björk produced + narrated a 25-minute IMAX film about mushrooms. This looks amazing, and it's a shame it will probably never be available to watch outside of a large urban science museum two years in the past. Please Björk I am begging you to free the mushrooms.

rynling: (Cool Story Bro)
I'm still trying to watch movies! It's slow going, but I am nothing if not disciplined.

Pan's Labyrinth
Gorgeous and brilliant and heartbreaking. The acting is god-tier, and every shot is a painting. Deserves every award it won, and it won many. I originally watched this back in college, and I remember it having stronger elements of fantasy. In reality, I think only about 20-25 minutes of the two-hour runtime involve the girl's fantasy world. The majority of the movie is about grown men shooting each other in the face, and there's also a not-insignificant amount of torture, amputation, pregnancy-related body horror, and so on. I'm not good with that sort of thing, so had to watch this movie across a span of two weeks in ten-minute intervals. No regrets though.

What We Do in the Shadows
This movie came out in 2014, but this is my first time watching it. Unlike Pan's Labyrinth, it's one of the most chill things I've ever seen, so much so that it's difficult to call it a comedy. Just lads being lads. I'm a fan of the rundown house the vampires live in, and I appreciate how they all dress like pirates. Also, even though fake accents usually drive me up the wall, this movie gets a pass. Taika Waititi tends to be hit-or-miss for me, but being able to relax with this movie got me through a difficult week. Still, I have no desire to watch the American tv series; the original movie is good on its own.
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I’ve been trying to watch more movies recently. I’m starting off easy.

The Sixth Sense


I remember this movie’s portrayal of Philadelphia making me never want to have anything to do with the city. Now that I live here, I realize that Shyamalan only shot in the super nice neighborhoods, generally around Old City. Which is fair. The interiors of those old townhouses really do have a lot of creepy elements, but the outdoor cityscape is lovely. Also, I now realize that what Shyamalan was aiming for was an ethnographic study of Philadelphia Irish Catholics, and his observations are immaculate. Even knowing the Bruce Willis twist, I really enjoyed this movie. It was originally released in 1999 but holds up remarkably well.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie


I put off watching this movie because I read a handful of very smart essays decrying it as soulless. Having now watched it myself, I understand where the essayists were coming from, but I don’t agree. This is a very commercial movie, and it’s obviously for young children, but I thought it was a lot of fun. It’s meant to be big and bright and flashy, and I enjoyed the spectacle. There was a lot of discourse around Chris Pratt voicing Mario, but he does an okay job actually! Meanwhile, every scene with Jack Black is a gift and a blessing. I was afraid that it was going to be a chore to watch this movie, but I had a great time. There’s also a scene between Bowser and Luigi that was… a special treat for the sickos in the audience, let’s say.
rynling: (Gator Strut)
The Tunnel to Summer, the Exit of Goodbyes
https://www.tunneltosummer.com/

The Tunnel to Summer is a romantic drama anime movie about teenagers based on a light novel. The animation is decent, but the writing isn't great. I'm going to spoil the story.

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I have trouble imagining who the audience for this movie is. I mean, not me obviously, but it seems like a weird movie to watch on a date. After the movie, does one partner turn to the other and say, "Would you commit to becoming an adult virgin in order to wait for me if I suddenly disappeared without saying anything?" Because that seems like an extremely creepy thing to say.

Sometimes I'm surprised by lesser-known anime movies, but they can't all be winners.
rynling: (Cool Story Bro)
I need to get better at expressing “negative” opinions, so please have a few more controversial takes:

(d) Tears of the Kingdom isn’t a good game, but it isn’t such a bad game either. It’s a decent handheld title that’s useful for occupying a fifteen-minute bus ride. I kind of wish Tears of the Kingdom didn’t exist, but there are worse Zelda games.

(e) The Marvel superhero movies are American fascist propaganda. I know this is a caricature of a liberal brainrot opinion, but it’s true. Ironically, those movies are way too long and extremely boring.

(f) I still resent the Barbie movie for representing Los Angeles as being full of white people and then making fun of the one character who’s trying to learn Spanish.

(g) The 1984 Ghostbusters movie isn’t that good. It’s actually kind of painful to watch. The 2016 remake is infinitely better, and I’m not just saying that because “it has girls.”

(h) FromSoft games would be objectively better if they were less difficult. They can still be difficult and punishing, of course. But FromSoft should really consider adjusting the number sliders just a little.
rynling: (Terra Branford)
How Guillermo del Toro Crafted a Fish Monster You’ll Fall in Love With
https://www.gq.com/story/guillermo-del-toro-shape-of-water-interview

I told the designers, "Let's go to nature, and let's go to different sources." I went to Japanese engraving. To an engraving called "The Great Carp," which shows a black fish with stripes of color. And I said, "Let's pattern the color work on the creature off of this." We are not doing a movie creature but a leading man. Let's construct him as a beautiful work of art. Let's not build him as a creature, but as something that looks precious. Something that, if you look at it the right way, you want it to live. You want it to exist in our world.

While I'm always down to fuck a fish monster, Guillermo del Toro is my perfect man. I love him.

It was just announced that del Toro cast Oscar Isaac to play Victor Frankenstein in his upcoming adaptation. Admittedly, "unhinged grad student" is not the first thing that springs to mind when I think about Oscar Isaac, but I'm paying attention.
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Me: I'm not really a fan of Dev Patel, I just thought he was interesting in Green Knight.

Dev Patel:


Monkey Man is directed by Dev Patel from his original story and his screenplay with Paul Angunawela and John Collee (Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World).

I know this isn't really "my brand," but Master and Commander Far Side of the World is a legit excellent movie that still inspires my writing to this day. I have high hopes.

Also I still think Dev Patel would make a fun Ganondorf. Just saying.
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Muslims 🤝 Jews 🤝 Hindus = Going to see Godzilla on Christmas Eve
Seriously, the theater was packed, which is as it should be.

Godzilla Minus One does its best to be a serious drama, and I think it succeeds. Still, the appeal of this movie isn’t so much witnessing the human pathos as it is watching Godzilla do his thing, and he does it extraordinarily well.

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rynling: (Terra Branford)
I beat the Capra Demon (my beloved) on the third try.

It's possible that I gitted gud, but I doubt it. What I think is far more likely is that the Nintendo Switch version of Dark Souls Remastered isn't great, and that having responsive controls makes the game significantly... not "easier," but less impossible.

The textures on every single surface of the architecture continue to amaze me. I am constantly possessed by an almost painful urge to touch the television. Dark Souls is just so fucking beautiful. Once I level up my character (his name is Pothos) enough so that I'm not in constant danger, I'd like to sit him down and do some environment studies in the same way that people used to draw screenshots of Breath of the Wild. If this is how I learn to draw architecture, so be it.

Anyway, another thing that's cool about playing Dark Souls in Ultra HD on a giant screen is that I can now see how everything connects to everything else. Although this isn't technically true, the idea behind Dark Souls is that the entire map of the game is always loaded, and that the distant background is just another part of the game you can visit and interact with. The Nintendo Switch version was too muddy for me to really see the distant background, but now I can look up or down and be like, "Oh that's where that is!"

Speaking of which, I've decided that the concept of "lens focus" is for losers, and that visual depth can be achieved through relative scale, relative movement, and atmospheric haze. I think lens focus might actually be one of the reasons I find live-action movies so uncomfortable to watch these days. Maybe this is me being spoiled by anime and video games, but I think every single pixel of an image should be as crystal clear as the focal point. Further, the focal point should be defined through mise en scène, not the technological limitations of how light moves through glass. I love analog media, but I also think it's nice that we have other options and can do things differently now.
rynling: (Gator Strut)
I'm still thinking about how much I hate this movie, sorry.

There's a recurring joke about how the main "human" character, a grown Gen X woman, is married to an Anglo man who is trying to learn Spanish for her sake but is very bad it at.

I just want to say that joke sucks.

It's such an amazing experience to learn languages! Even as an adult! Sometimes it's hard, and sometimes you make mistakes, but that's okay! Being able to speak different languages is magical, and everyone who wants to learn should try! Studying a language isn't "cultural appropriation," and there is literally not a single non-American human being on this earth who is going to judge you for speaking a language other than English. Please study Spanish! Or Arabic, or Chinese, or whatever you like! Do it for your friends, do it for your partner, or just do it for yourself! It's super fun to study a language you didn't grow up speaking, and it will make your world so much larger and more interesting.

Re: Barbie

Jul. 26th, 2023 07:50 am
rynling: (Ganondorf)
I guess what I mean is that, in its bubbly affirmation that "women can do anything," Barbie never asks whether maybe there are some things that no human being of any gender should do. Like, Barbie is very excited to show women on the Supreme Court - Black women, no less! - but it never asks whether or not there should even be a Supreme Court in the first place.

Speaking of which, I guess that's my fringe belief: I believe that, for one week every year, U.S. citizens with the proper license should be able to hunt Supreme Court justices for sport. Any democracy worth its salt operates according to a system of checks and balances, and it's important to keep the ecosystem healthy. (Joke!!!! obviously)

Anyway, I apologize for misspeaking about the demographics of Los Angeles as represented in the Barbie movie. There is actually a third person of Latin American descent! Shortly after Barbie travels from Barbieland to "the real world," she becomes aware of the male gaze through the comments made by a group of construction workers, and one of them is Latino. I always love seeing a white woman threatened by the perceived hostility of a brown man. Diversity win!!

Barbie

Jul. 25th, 2023 09:38 am
rynling: (Mog Toast)
Barbie is a fun movie, I guess. Unfortunately, there aren't enough jokes. There's also too much preaching at the end. Like, way too much.

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Idk man. I went into this movie expecting an awkward sex scene where Barbie calls herself a "destroyer of worlds," and I was disappointed. Simu Liu does get two extended Broadway-style musical dance numbers, though, and I can't deny that I enjoyed both of them immensely.

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