I Am the Zelda Trashlord

I just posted a fic about – I shit you not – Ice Age Zelda.

I wrote some fancy nonsense concerning the premise on Tumblr, but my real inspiration was being struck by a sudden vision of Zelda riding a mammoth while I was futzing around at the La Brea Tar Pits. I got really sick later that afternoon. In between bouts of intense fever, I wrote five thousand words that were so severely disconnected it took me two weeks to edit them into something intelligible.

PROCESS.