Dat Game

To all those radical feminists who honestly believe male characters in video games are not objectified: Listen, I understand where you're coming from, but you're just not trying hard enough.

For example, have you considered...

• The Last of Us: DILF with a Gun
• Fallout 4: Blue Spandex Bodysuit of the Asspocalypse
• Assassin's Creed Syndicate: Waistcoats and British Accents
• Kingdom Hearts 2: Manic Pixie Hot Topic Boys
• Final Fantasy XV: They Can Kiss You, or Each Other
• Legend of Zelda Hyrule Warriors: Dating Sim with Sexy Ganondorf
• Metal Gear Solid V: Snake's Hella Fine Booty