Flowerblight Ganon

"I'm not going to write any more fanfic about Legend of Zelda," I said in a post a few days ago, laughing like a clown on my way to the circus.

This afternoon I sat down and wrote a complete rough draft of a short horror story about Magda from Breath of the Wild. Listen, I know it's bad to murder people, but she is planting flowers in the cursed soil of a terrible postapocalyptic world and living her best life, and I respect that.