Nature Photography Simulator
Jan. 26th, 2022 08:25 amI’ve been stressed out lately, so I started playing Breath of the Wild again from scratch.
The game is, as always, a pleasure to play. The problem is that I’ve seen so much gorgeous Breath of the Wild art that the game itself looks dull by comparison. All of the colors seem muddy and gray. The trees feel a bit primitive, and the water ripple effects are kind of sad. The architecture is just as amazing as I remember it, thankfully.
I’m skipping through all of the exposition. I just don’t care. Zelda and Ganon are in the castle doing their thing, and they’ll be okay until I can be bothered to interrupt them. Whatever. I would never say this about a catastrophic disaster in the real world, of course, but the fictional kingdom of Hyrule deserved what happened. It’s not my problem.
My two main concerns are Korok seed hunting and nature photography. Shrine excavation is a distant third, necessary only because it allows me to explore more of the environment.
I’ve read that people do “vegan runs” of this game, and that’s cool, but I’m murdering everything I encounter for joy and for money. I was never really into the combat before, but I think it might be interesting to learn how to use shields and actually git gud at this game after five years.
The game is, as always, a pleasure to play. The problem is that I’ve seen so much gorgeous Breath of the Wild art that the game itself looks dull by comparison. All of the colors seem muddy and gray. The trees feel a bit primitive, and the water ripple effects are kind of sad. The architecture is just as amazing as I remember it, thankfully.
I’m skipping through all of the exposition. I just don’t care. Zelda and Ganon are in the castle doing their thing, and they’ll be okay until I can be bothered to interrupt them. Whatever. I would never say this about a catastrophic disaster in the real world, of course, but the fictional kingdom of Hyrule deserved what happened. It’s not my problem.
My two main concerns are Korok seed hunting and nature photography. Shrine excavation is a distant third, necessary only because it allows me to explore more of the environment.
I’ve read that people do “vegan runs” of this game, and that’s cool, but I’m murdering everything I encounter for joy and for money. I was never really into the combat before, but I think it might be interesting to learn how to use shields and actually git gud at this game after five years.