Is Your Dungeon OSHA Certified?

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Okay, so here are some things your dungeon needs to be OSHA certified:

- at least one healing spring
- clear indication of the critical path
- ladders that can be safely extended and retracted
- stairs of varying heights for creatures of varying sizes
- clear signage for mechanisms that control the water level
- lava pits that function as break rooms for earth and fire creatures
- an ample supply of extra protective equipment in visibly marked treasure chests
- clearly marked indications for unstable or illusory walls susceptible to blunt force trauma

I will think of other things maybe as I learn more about actual OSHA certification.

Philadelphia is the gift that keeps on giving

Pennsylvania Hospital’s ‘angel wings’ are going viral because they look like... something different
https://billypenn.com/2022/12/23/angel-wings-holiday-office-decorations-female-anatomy-philadelphia/

A visit to the hospital at 8th and Spruce, where the decorations in question hang, indicates the symbolism was entirely unintended. “Oh, I can’t believe people,” said one front desk receptionist when told of the interpretation, shaking her head in dismay. “People are horrible. Of all the things.”

I'm not sure if this can be considered "safe for work," but it's exactly the holiday cheer I needed.