2021 Goals
Nov. 1st, 2020 10:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rynlingI just told a friend to "follow their heart" when it comes to real estate. I understand that this seems abstract and overly sentimental, but I was dead serious. In fact, I was so serious that I think I should probably follow my own advice.
My dream is to move to the country and start a combination puppy farm + fungus-based organic body disposal service. If "the country" doesn't work out, then I will settle for Cleveland, where I hear you can buy a house for the price of a VCR. I will use this as a front for my actual work, which will involve writing monster romance and Legend of Zelda fanfiction.
I have written and been rejected for so many grants during the past five years that I think I'd like to write a grant for this. Specially, I'm going to write a grant for the National Endowment for the Humanities.
You may think I'm joking, but let me assure you, I'm absolutely not.
My dream is to move to the country and start a combination puppy farm + fungus-based organic body disposal service. If "the country" doesn't work out, then I will settle for Cleveland, where I hear you can buy a house for the price of a VCR. I will use this as a front for my actual work, which will involve writing monster romance and Legend of Zelda fanfiction.
I have written and been rejected for so many grants during the past five years that I think I'd like to write a grant for this. Specially, I'm going to write a grant for the National Endowment for the Humanities.
You may think I'm joking, but let me assure you, I'm absolutely not.
