Subclauses to Rule 34, Part Two

[rynling]

My first smutfic was moderately successful. These are the stats from the first 24 hours after posting:



I had trouble with the rapey dominance bits of the formula, so I decided that it was okay to write rough but happy sex between boyfriends instead. I tried to go for a more hardcore BDSM set-up in the story I'm working on now, but I apparently suck at this and instead wrote about the one guy seducing the other guy into admitting his feelings.

For my next story god help me I am just going to write sweet loving consensual fluff about lesbians.

Anyway, these are some phrases I stole from Nidoranduran that I intend to use in this week's story:

- made [name] shiver and squirm as he gasped in shock
- filled with an urgency and hunger he couldn't fight
- caring about nothing other than raw, uninhibited release
- bucking and writhing as he came

These are some phrases that jumped into my mind on their own that I will not use:

- dinga langa ding dong
- throbbing meat stick
- pulsing ass pounder
- sticky sweet donut hole

Writing these prawns is so weird, bros. It's so weird.