In Which I Fail at Television

How I Feel about Archer: too mean

How I Feel about Bob's Burgers: not mean enough

How I Feel about The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: why isn't she dead

How I Feel about Breaking Bad: why aren't they all dead

How I Feel about Orphan Black: trying too hard

How I Feel about Daredevil: too precious too pure

Thank god I can play video games forever otherwise what would I do with my life.