Everyone Has a Weakness

ME: Oh my god Jurassic World was the best movie.

ME: Did you see it when the dinosaurs did the thing?

ME: And then when the other dinosaurs did the other thing?

ME: Also there was that time with the dinosaurs?

GF: Yes, but what was your take on the gender roles?

ME: Gender is a social construction dinosaurs are forever.

GF: But don't you have any thoughts about the science?

ME: It was so cool when the T-rex and the Velociraptor were friends right???

GF: Are you crying?

( I'm sorry, but I need to talk more about the dinosaur movie. )