Inefficiency

My problem with art is that everything takes too long. For example...

"Mario, help! Please save me!"

Peach ran into the foyer of her castle, her heels clicking on the tiled floor.

"It's no use running, Princess! I'm gonna get you!"

Bowser followed behind her, a huge grin on his face.

"Oh no!" Peach paused, looked over her shoulder, and pretended to trip.

Bowser caught Peach's outstretched arm and pulled her to him. She threw her arms around his neck and kissed him.

Luigi, who had been watching this scene unfold from an upstairs doorway, rolled his eyes. "Goddammit, not this shit again," he muttered.

Bowser lowered his head and brought his lips to Peach's ear. "When we get back to my castle," he whispered, "I'm going to fuck you so hard you'll scream for Mario to save you."

Luigi took a drag on his cigarette. "Nerds," he said, the corner of his mouth lifting in a smile.

I timed myself, and this took me about five minutes to write. If I were to draw it as a comic, I'm estimating that it would take at least twenty hours.

I'm still gonna do it, though.