rynling | Chuck Palahniuk Is Beautiful You

This book is too precious:

For the most part, the same consumer demographic that had gone nuts for Beautiful You was now swarming to buy a new style of shoes. It was a trend Penny couldn't understand. To her, the shoes were clunky and ugly, with wide straps across the arch and thick heels, but some group dynamic had taken hold. The same block of women, nationwide, was making a banal romance about vampires into a bestseller.

Bro u mad??

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In recent recent decades it had been primarily young men who'd fallen victim to the crippling pleasures of sustained arousal. They'd been seduced by the soaring levels of endorphins generated by playing video games and perusing sexy Web sites. A generation of young men had become entranced by the lure of loveless release and had fallen through the cracks of society. They were hunkered down in their basement rooms heavy with the reek of their dissipation, oblivious to maintaining real relationships with actual love mates.

Hey now! Don't talk shit about my waifus.