Is this a writing style, am I doing it

[rynling]

Here is how you know something is written by me:

(1) There's at least one typo! Inevitably, despite everything
(2) At least one sentence is going to begin with "Still,"
(3) The quality of the light will be described. This is non-negotiable
(4) People will be drinking tea. I know this is cliché but I can't help it