This hole was made for me 🌿

[rynling]

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They're all very special, but I'm partial to the gentleman in the bathtub filled with collard leaves.

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[scrawnytreedemon]

Shout-outs to the guy from The Berry Patch, Ellerbe NC holding a massive collard plant in each hand, donning a a crown and a loin-cloth made of collard greens. There's also a shirt in the merch section with "COLLARDS MAKE ME MOIST" printed on it that's sending me to the stratosphere.

The bathtub man's aura is especially powerful, I have to agree.

[rynling]

Oh! You are correct. The brick house uncle in the collard loincloth is also a specimen.

I didn't make it down past the chocolate, but this was a grievous mistake on my part. That shirt. 🥹