My thoughts about the Zelda movie casting
Jul. 16th, 2025 03:33 pmI don't care, and I wish the movie didn't exist. Lol. Lmao even.
I'm starting to warm up to the idea of an Elden Ring movie, though. If A24 is producing it, it might be okay.
It would be fun to see something along the lines of Beau Is Afraid, a batshit insane piece of surrealist art that (I personally think) would have worked much better if it were about Elden Ring. Along those lines, The Green Knight is the most "Dark Souls" movie I've ever seen, and I can totally get behind the idea of a wet-dog, failson protagonist doing his best but failing miserably in an adaptation of Elden Ring. I want to dig my heels into a hardcore exploration of the game's main theme that sometimes a situation is so fucked up that no one can fix it, and that includes you, but you have a darling magic horse and that's not nothing. That's the good kino right there.
I'm starting to warm up to the idea of an Elden Ring movie, though. If A24 is producing it, it might be okay.
It would be fun to see something along the lines of Beau Is Afraid, a batshit insane piece of surrealist art that (I personally think) would have worked much better if it were about Elden Ring. Along those lines, The Green Knight is the most "Dark Souls" movie I've ever seen, and I can totally get behind the idea of a wet-dog, failson protagonist doing his best but failing miserably in an adaptation of Elden Ring. I want to dig my heels into a hardcore exploration of the game's main theme that sometimes a situation is so fucked up that no one can fix it, and that includes you, but you have a darling magic horse and that's not nothing. That's the good kino right there.