A list of problems that can be fixed by throwing a chainsaw

[rynling]

My Top Three Favorite Bosses in Silksong

1. Phantom
2. Lace
3. Cogwork Dancers

My Top Three Least Favorite Bosses in Silksong

1. All the rest of them
2. Like seriously what the fuck
3. TROBIOOOOOOO

If anyone is interested, my method for cheesing the late-game bosses is to upgrade the tool pouch and use the Cogfly drones. If you put poison on them, you can focus on avoiding hits while the drones do damage.

I saw a joke comic on Tumblr where Hornet is like "oh no I'm becoming my father," but listen. It works.

Comments

[runicmagitek]

So like... I got REALLY EXCITED that, based off just reading the title, you were gonna list some random things IRL that throwing a chainsaw at would fix. Ya know, like racists and printers that refuse to connect to the WiFi.

Of course this is, you know, about Silksong. Whoops. Silly me. Also 100% valid

...but also I needed you to know of the alternate timeline where you wrote The Other List 💕

[rynling]

I love that you never have to use tools in Silksong. But you can. For fun, and because chainsaw drones make life easier.

While we’re on the topic, I think you’re one of the few people who will understand this: Silksong bosses are hard, and what’s hard about the worst of them is primarily related to bullet-hell attack patterns. Thankfully I recently had Deltarune training! I haven’t seen anyone admit this, but some of the fights in that game are surprisingly difficult. Like I love Tenna, but he absolutely wrecked my shit during my first playthrough.

Let’s see, in real life I think chainsaws would fix Windows 11. I’ve been putting off buying a new laptop just to avoid the update, but one day I’ll have to. And this puts me in a very chainsaws sort of mood. I’d say that chainsaws might also fix the Microsoft Office suite as well, but that one needs to go straight in the woodchipper.