2015 Resolutions, Part the First
Jan. 1st, 2015 11:41 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rynlingI have so many things I'd like to do this year that it's going to take several days to get them all down. Let's start with the easy stuff.
Stop using the word "awesome."
I am such a fucking American. I'm not going to say or write that stupid word again this year, not even ironically.
Buy a new t-shirt every month.
There is a critical shortage of t-shirts chez Kathryn. This must be remedied.
Start dressing like an adult.
DC is worse than LA about judging people based on their appearance. I have some very nice professional clothes, because that shit's easy, but I'm clueless when it comes to not wearing a suit. I don't quite have enough money to hire a personal stylist, so I'm thinking about signing up for Tog + Porter or Stitch Fix. Maybe both at once? We'll see how that goes. If all else fails I'm going to sign up for Trunk Club, because I already dress like somebody's grandpa.
Only eat potato chips once per week.
It's either give up alcohol or give up salty snacks, and I don't see myself quitting drinking anytime soon. I don't give a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut about my health, but I'm starting to look way older than I actually am, which is not cool. I know everyone resolves to eat better in the new year, but I am really serious about this. I'm going to keep a paper log of potato chips consumed and donate $50 to the KKK (they accept Paypal, I'm not even joking) every time I eat potato chips more than once in a calendar week. Even typing that makes me feel sick to my stomach, so I hope this will work.
Start using the metric system.
Yeah bros it's time.
Stop using the word "awesome."
I am such a fucking American. I'm not going to say or write that stupid word again this year, not even ironically.
Buy a new t-shirt every month.
There is a critical shortage of t-shirts chez Kathryn. This must be remedied.
Start dressing like an adult.
DC is worse than LA about judging people based on their appearance. I have some very nice professional clothes, because that shit's easy, but I'm clueless when it comes to not wearing a suit. I don't quite have enough money to hire a personal stylist, so I'm thinking about signing up for Tog + Porter or Stitch Fix. Maybe both at once? We'll see how that goes. If all else fails I'm going to sign up for Trunk Club, because I already dress like somebody's grandpa.
Only eat potato chips once per week.
It's either give up alcohol or give up salty snacks, and I don't see myself quitting drinking anytime soon. I don't give a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut about my health, but I'm starting to look way older than I actually am, which is not cool. I know everyone resolves to eat better in the new year, but I am really serious about this. I'm going to keep a paper log of potato chips consumed and donate $50 to the KKK (they accept Paypal, I'm not even joking) every time I eat potato chips more than once in a calendar week. Even typing that makes me feel sick to my stomach, so I hope this will work.
Start using the metric system.
Yeah bros it's time.
