NINTENDO YOU HAVE TO STOP

[rynling]

Princess Peach has been kidnapped again by Bowser! He’s dressed to the nines and planning a wedding with Princess Peach. Huh, that’s strange – the wedding dress is a perfect fit...

It's almost like they're fucking or something, who would've guessed.

Comments

[thegingeryone]

between this and the valentine's day and the lockscreen, nintendo, i am expecting some....QUALITY POWSER CONTENT...

(i wonder how hard it is to fit bowser for a suit)

[rynling]

>i wonder how hard it is to fit bowser for a suit

Idk, but I bet it's not difficult to get him out of it heh heh.

[renegadefolkhero]

I'm accepting Powser as canon from this point forward. No takebacks Nintendo.

[rynling]

No takebacks, especially not after Nintendo emailed me their wedding invitation.

I saw a post on Tumblr that posited that Mario is the best man who has lost the ring and is running late to the wedding. I'd like to link you to the post, but now I can't find it, I'm assuming because the OP deleted it in shame.