OC Brainrot

[rynling]

This morning I saw a bumper sticker that summarizes the plot of The Demon King in a single sentence:



Apparently you can buy this as a coffee mug (on Etsy), which doesn't surprise me.

Comments

[raisedbymoogles]

.....i know this wasn't your point but thank you i will never get "Link and Zelda with Jersey accents" out of my head

[rynling]

If Danny DeVito is cast as Ganondorf in the Legend of Zelda live action movie (as by all rights he should be) then it stands to reason that Link and Zelda should have Jersey accents as well.

[raisedbymoogles]

....and I thought my partner's idea of DeVito as Tingle was brain-bleach-worthy

[rynling]

If the brain bleach isn't working, I'd encourage you to go ahead and google "DeVito as Tingle." Not only are there AI-generated movie posters, but multiple people have actually drawn fan art.

This is my favorite:
https://khanimus.tumblr.com/post/633967731215073280/yknow-its-a-sad-thing-to-admit-to-ones-self

You're welcome.

[raisedbymoogles]

....honestly it's kind of charming

[lassarina]

....checks out.

[rynling]

Honestly though... New Jersey has higher property taxes than Maryland. Idk how anyone can afford to go around stabbing people in that state. I was watching the American remake of the Japanese horror film Dark Water the other day, and it's supposed to be set in one of the "dangerous" highrise residential areas of Jersey City. Which is funny, because even ten years ago, I don't know how that ghost can afford to spend so much time haunting people. The rent isn't going to pay itself.

Then again, there are many things about New Jersey that I do not know. It's a very mysterious place.

[lassarina]

New Jersey is such a strange place. Part Big City New York, part blue-collar, still can't pump your own gas....