Spoilers for The Force Awakens
Dec. 25th, 2015 05:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rynlingSo you think that Not-Kiera-Knightley is going to get with Emo Jon Snow, but then when it's time for Emo Jon Snow to redeem himself he gets all up and personal with Han Solo and says, "I'm gay for Ginger Hitler."
Han Solo doesn't respond well, so Emo Jon Snow goes outside and punches Not-Kiera-Knightley's boyfriend in the face for being the only person on the set who doesn't speak in a British accent, despite actually being British.
Not-Kiera-Knightley's boyfriend doesn't know this yet, but he has a huge crush on Bisexual Mark Ruffalo, whose jacket he has been wearing this whole time.
And then people shoot lasers at each other in narrow corridors and it looks really cool.
Han Solo doesn't respond well, so Emo Jon Snow goes outside and punches Not-Kiera-Knightley's boyfriend in the face for being the only person on the set who doesn't speak in a British accent, despite actually being British.
Not-Kiera-Knightley's boyfriend doesn't know this yet, but he has a huge crush on Bisexual Mark Ruffalo, whose jacket he has been wearing this whole time.
And then people shoot lasers at each other in narrow corridors and it looks really cool.
